Sex Talk Wednesday - Size Matters

Yes, size matters.

But that's probably where the agreement ends for the rest of you girls out there as far as what size is preferred.

The sex ads always have products for making his cock bigger for your pleasure. Yet there are never any I have seen for making a guy's love muscle smaller. Probably because you can redirect more blood down there but cannot redirect it back into the body. ?? Don't know. Haven't experimented with that.

All I know is, I prefer a more comfortable fit. I don't want to have to be lubed down so much that I feel like a slip n slide just to be able to accommodate him. So that means that I prefer the smaller guy.

My seahorse came (er, I mean, arrived) last night and it was MUCH bigger than it looked in the picture. I don't have a ruler on me, but it looks like it might be 8". That's too big for me. I think the companies out there believe that every female thinks that bigger is better. I'm in the minority with that because I am not - shall we say - equipped for the larger guys. Just like there are different sized cocks, there are different sized pussies and mine is about as small as they come. And the interesting thing about who gets what size is that it's the pick of the draw. What pattern God decided to use on who gets what is anyone's guess.

So of course I had to try out my new toy - not really in the mood, but I needed to make sure it worked, ya know? And, sure, it did the job, but it made me really sore afterwards because as you may or may not know, the way a rabbit works is you have to get the shaft of the vibrator all the way inside you before the licker can reach your love button. Well, this damned shaft was HUGE...both in length and girth, so it took me awhile to be able to even get it in. (And for some reason, using just the licker part turned around so the shaft isn't inside, just doesn't feel the same...yes, I tried that - as soon as I saw how monstrous this thing was, I figured I should try the alternative first.) I didn't have any porn on me, so I popped in a Law and Order SVU disc and focusing on Christopher Meloni, about 25 minutes later, I finally entered the pleasure palace.

I'm ready to head off to work and I'm so sore right now I am in a bad mood. I don't think it has affected my walking at all, but walking quickly makes me wince. But it's not like I could call in sick. Yeah, picture THAT phone call. "Sorry, Boss Man, but I can't make it into work today. I got a new vibrator last night and it was much larger than I am comfortably capable of handing and now my pussy is so raw I just want to kill everyone in sight who looks happy. Makes PMS look like a warm summer breeze. So I think it would be in everyone's best interest if I just stayed home today."

Heheheh. I wouldn't do that to him, though. I have too much shit to get done. I'll just have to grin and bear it...and it looks like I may need to shop for a new one...one that's MUCH smaller. That is, if they even MAKE them smaller.

Vixy :]