Sex Talk Wednesday - The Rabbit Died

No, I'm not pregnant.

My rabbit toy is dead. The connection inside it must have come loose because the brand new batteries are still not making it function. Oh well. It was a couple of years old and nothing lasts forever. Plus, I truly believe you get what you pay for and it was relatively cheap as far as rabbits go, so it was bound to happen sooner or later; and it got a pretty good workout while it was around, so I really have no room to complain.

So I just spent the last two hours online searching for a replacement. I had no idea there were SO many choices out there! And technology sure has gotten advanced. There is actually a vibrator out there that supposedly can be controlled via the internet. Wow! How WEIRD is that? I think I would prefer controlling that, myself, thank you. I can't say for certain if this really works because I don't plan on EVER spending over a hundred dollars on a vibrator (unless it's a Sybian, of course) plus you also have to join a membership to make that function of it work. Well, that's pretty stupid...a monthly fee so someone else can decide what intensity your orgasm is going to be? And who would this person(s) be, anyway?

I guess I'm not ready for that kind of thing just yet.

My main reason for getting online tonight, though, was to get another subscription to Penthouse Variations of which my last subscription to that ended well over 5 years ago and frankly, it's getting a little boring reading the same stories over and over again. And this website (NOT worksafe) where I have gotten magazines before (http://www.magazinemistress.com/) has quite the selection to choose from...with good prices. So after making my purchase, I saw that they have a sister company - also NOT worksafe - (http://www.sextoymistress.com/) where I could peruse over hundreds of new rabbits.

You have to understand that even though my Mr. O is wonderful, he is not always available to me, and even if he was, a girl still has to have her toys.

Orgasms are very important to be having on a regular basis because it keeps a person happy. In fact, some days as I'm walking down the hall at work and a female is particularly bitchy to me, I'm thinking to myself "she really needs to have an orgasm and then she won't be as much of a bitch". I'm not saying go crazy and have like 10 a day or anything (hell, that might put you in the hospital if you had that many every day, wouldn't it?) but maybe once or twice a week minimum makes for a more pleasant person to be around. I'm sure my co-workers appreciate it when I get in at least that much, anyway.

So why the rabbit you ask? With the rabbit, the important areas are stimulated at once which makes for quicker, more powerful orgasms...and it is much easier to turn one good orgasm into several good ones one after the other. Depending on how much time you can devote to it, that is. Sometimes you just want that one quick one to relax you enough to drown out the stresses from work and help you go to sleep. Whether you're looking for the quick fix or the all-nighter, this is the right toy (tool?) for the job.

Plus, now the rabbits come in all these different varieties (and prices) where some are the normal double stimulation while others are now triple stimulation and there are all different lengths and colors and types (ribbed or not ribbed, which "animal" to lick your love button - the beaver, dolphin, monkey, etc - and some even light up and are scented!) to choose from that pretty much if you can imagine it, someone has created it.

I settled on the seahorse, but it's going to take a few weeks before it gets here, so my apologies ahead of time to all of my co-workers if a few days from now I get to be unbearably bitchy...if so, you'll know why. (And I'm sure it will have absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I will have only gotten a few hours of sleep...like tonight.) But, I'm good for awhile now. ;)

So which toys do you like and why? Do you prefer the multi-stimulating kind like the rabbit or perhaps the g-spot type? Did you know that there are rabbits now that are shaped for g-spot stimulation? And there are also some that bend every way possible. (But, come on, do you really want something that will bend downward at a 110 degree angle?) And what about the material of the toy? Most out there are jelly now, but there is silicone and a new kind they call "like real flesh" that sounds interesting - but that one's pretty expensive, and it doesn't have the cool things the seahorse has, so for right now, no thanks.

Vixy :]